Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'The dorkiest thing about me'

Embrace your inner dork with these funny answers. These responses show you don't take yourself too seriously and help you find someone who appreciates your specific brand of dorky.

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The Prompt

The dorkiest thing about me

10 Funny Answers to Copy

#1
I can't sleep without my teddy bear, Bartholomew

#2
All my sneakers are stored with the laces tied in perfect bows

#3
I have a color-coded spreadsheet for my meal planning

#4
I name all my plants and throw them birthday parties

#5
I still make wishes at 11:11 every single day

#6
I practice award acceptance speeches in the shower

#7
I have elaborate backstories for all my houseplants

#8
I do voices when I read books to myself

#9
I keep a ranked list of my favorite pens

#10
I apologize to furniture when I bump into it

Frequently Asked Questions

Should I be embarrassed about my dorky traits?

Never! Your dorkiness is endearing and authentic. The right person will find these quirks charming, not weird.

What if my dorky thing is too dorky?

There's no such thing! Embrace it fully. Confidence in your quirks is attractive and helps you find compatible matches.

Will this help me find good matches?

Absolutely! This prompt filters for people who appreciate your authentic, quirky self rather than some polished version.

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