Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'One thing I'll never do again'

Share your hilarious life lessons with these funny never-agains. These entertaining answers reveal your past mistakes while showing you learned from them with humor.

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The Prompt

One thing I'll never do again

10 Funny Answers to Copy

#1
Trust Google Maps blindly in a new city

#2
Cut my own bangs

#3
Look at my screen time report

#4
Say 'yes' to one more drink

#5
Agree to help someone move without seeing the place first

#6
Buy furniture I have to assemble myself

#7
Order the mystery menu item

#8
Underestimate how long IKEA takes

#9
Watch a scary movie before bed

#10
Text my ex (I hope)

Frequently Asked Questions

Should I share real regrets?

Light ones, yes! Funny regrets show you learn from mistakes without being heavy or negative. Keep it relatable.

Will mistakes make me seem flawed?

In a good way! Everyone makes mistakes. Sharing them with humor shows self-awareness and humility, which are attractive.

Should I be self-deprecating?

Lightly, yes! Self-deprecating humor makes you relatable and approachable. Just balance it with confidence elsewhere.

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