Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'My best dad joke'

Make your match groan and giggle with these classic dad jokes. These hilariously bad puns and one-liners show you don't take yourself too seriously and appreciate wholesome humor.

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The Prompt

My best dad joke

10 Funny Answers to Copy

#1
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me

#2
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

#3
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything

#4
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised

#5
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

#6
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered

#7
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it

#8
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed space

#9
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field

#10
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands

Frequently Asked Questions

Are dad jokes actually attractive?

To the right person, absolutely! They show wholesome humor and that you don't need to be edgy to be funny.

Should I worry if they're too corny?

That's the point! The groaner quality is what makes them endearing. Anyone who appreciates them will appreciate you.

Will this make people swipe left?

Some will, and that's perfect! You want matches who get your sense of humor. Dad jokes are excellent filters.

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