Funny Hinge Prompt Answers for 'I want someone who'
Set expectations with humor using these playful answers. These responses reveal what you're looking for while making matches smile.
The Prompt
I want someone who
10 Funny Answers to Copy
#1
Won't judge my Spotify wrapped results
#2
Understands that 'I'm not hungry' means I'll eat half your food
#3
Can handle my very strong opinions about how to load a dishwasher
#4
Will pretend to be interested when I explain my niche hobbies
#5
Appreciates that I'm always cold and will share their jacket
#6
Won't make fun of me for talking to my dog like they're human
#7
Can match my energy for both adventure and aggressive napping
#8
Will fight me for the aux cord (respectfully)
#9
Knows that 'let's leave in 5 minutes' means 20
#10
Can handle my competitive streak during board games
Frequently Asked Questions
Should I list deal-breakers here?
Save serious deal-breakers for serious prompts. Funny answers work best when they're lighthearted preferences, not hard requirements.
Will humor attract serious matches?
Yes! Humor shows compatibility and gives insight into your personality. The right person will appreciate your style.
How many qualities should I mention?
Stick to one focused answer! Lists can overwhelm. Pick your funniest or most personality-revealing preference.